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The first day of spring on the Carralogna estate, home of Teresa Bombula one of the queen's cousins. Today as every first of spring for the past century or so, all the noblewomen of Tucini had come to the estate to celebrate the start of the year. Every woman with blue blood pumping through her veins had come, from the scarred general Speranza, telling one of her many war stories to a group of children, to the ever scandalous baroness Cappola, who was already flirting with one of the servant, to of course the queen herself accompanied by her daughter princess Agatha.


The place was packed with nobles and servants bending over backwards to serve all of them. Plates of various high class treats were emptied almost as soon as they were put down. One servant was just exclusively traveling between the kitchen and the queen’s table as the monarch finished plates of deviled eggs and croquetas within the time it took him to get more plates of food.


The sky slowly turned orange as the sun began to set, the day was drawing to a close and the festivities too would soon end. At exactly the right time too, the kitchen was running dangerously low on supplies, most nobles packed fairly large appetites but Teresa had planned for that, what she hadn’t planned for was the queen eating enough to feed 10 people if not more. Queen Isabella had just become enamored with a selection of the food and couldn’t help but gorge herself on it, despite her gut’s now constant rumbling she continued eating.


Duchess Teresa stood up from her seat and tapped the side of her glass gently with her fork, within a few moments all was quiet and everyone had their attention on her. “Noble Ladies of Tucini, I’d like to take this moment to toast the new year.” She raised a glass filled with a dark red wine, Renucati the most expensive and renowned wine of Tucini. As she did so all the other women stood up from their seats as well while servants handed out glasses of wine.


“To plentiful harvests so we may have another party like this.” Everyone took a sip of wine. Princess Sabina, the queen’s younger sister, spoke up next “To Princess Agatha, may she continue on her path to womanhood.” Agatha blushed as everyone took another sip. Next was high priestess Renata Fiocca “To the gods, may they continue to bless Tucini.” everyone drank again. Last was general Speranza her loud and crass voice contrasting with the other speakers “To the queen, may she ever be healthy!”


BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTT!

But rather than the gentle sounds of the nobility taking another drink a massive sound like a lightning strike followed the General’s speech. All eyes turned to the source of the sound, the queen’s dress the bottom of which was still fluttering slightly from massive outburst. Everyone seemed shocked, especially princess Agatha who was just staring at her mother in disbelief. Slowly a thick stench of rotten eggs began to spread across the estate garden, making it doubly clear what had just transpired.


The queen herself however still had the same mild mannered smile on her lips and didn’t seem flustered or surprised in the slightest. Gently she raised her glass and called out “To Teresa’s wonderful staff, may they delight us again next year.” And just like that the enormous fart she had just ripped was forgotten as people drank the last bit of wine and applauded the staff’s efforts. While the smell was still very much in the air, no-one commented on it. Such was the queen’s grace, she could defuse awkward situations like these in seconds.

Becky is uncancelled


















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LilLazar Featured By Owner Edited Apr 11, 2017  Student Digital Artist
thanks for the watch ;p
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GrayVII Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2017
np, love your stuff!
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Mataku43 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the fav!
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GrayVII Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2017
No problem I love queen's with large asses :P
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Mataku43 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Hehe! Agreed~
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7-H-D Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2016
any more royal pain stories in the works
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TheSpazzer Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Meep
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GrayVII Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2016
Merp
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TheSpazzer Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
beep
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GrayVII Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2016
Sup spaz?
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